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  • So, it's late and I've effectively procrastinated long enough that I now have to drag my butt out to pay the water bill or else pay a fine the next month. It will be an easy bike ride that doesn't quite qualify as exerc…

  • In my quest to be more odd, morning hilarity at the expense of my children. We are on day five of our calorie restriction in solidarity with the worldwide poor. My son woke up not feeling well and has been granted an I…

  • Another winning conversation Boy: Hey Mom, my teeth are starting to straighten out! Me: Really, what makes you think that? Boy: I can see them. Watch! And proceeds to bite himself in the arm until his teeth make …

  • Boy: I'm taking a vote. What should my troopers rank? Red or Yellow. Me: Make them whatever you want. They're your troops. Boy: I know but I'm taking a vote. (Somehow, the mechanics of military chain of command …

  • Interpret: "No! Wait! Let's make it more death defying." said by a nine year old boy at 7:30 this morning, before I was fully awake.

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